誰だトイレの便座上げたやつ ♥ Dare da Toire no Benza Ageta Yatsu ♥ Who Raised the Toilet Seat?

寝起きで朝からトイレに行って

neoki de asa kara toire ni itte

When I got up in the morning to go to the toilet

おもむろに便器に座ったら

omomuro ni benki ni suwattara

and sat myself down on it,

いつも下りてる便座が上がってて

itsumo orite'ru benza ga agatte'te

the toilet seat that's always down was up

おしりが便器にはまっちゃったよ

oshiri ga benki ni hamatchatta yo

and my bottom got stuck in the toilet bowl.

誰だトイレの便座上げたやつ

dare da toire no benza ageta yatsu

Who's the one who raised the toilet seat?

おしりが痛いぞふざけんなコラ！

oshiri ga itai zo fuzaken na kora!

My bottom hurts! You gotta be kidding me!

便座に座るときはよく見てから座ろう

benza ni suwaru toki wa yoku mite kara suwarō

When you sit down on the toilet, do it after you check.

便器におしりがはまると痛いし汚いよ

benki ni oshiri ga hamaru to itai shi kitanai yo

If your bottom gets stuck it'll hurt, plus it's dirty.

便座に座るときはよく見てから座ろう

benza ni suwaru toki wa yoku mite kara suwarō

When you sit down on the toilet, do it after you check.

とりあえずお風呂でおしり洗ってこよう

toriaezu ofuro de oshiri waratte koyō

I'm straightaway going to wash my bottom in the bath.

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そういえば夜中トイレいったとき

sō ieba yonaka toire itta toki

Come to mention it, when I went to the toilet in the middle of the night

自分で上に上げたんだったっけ

jibun de ue ni ageta n datta kke

was it me that raised it?

便座に座るときはよく見てから座ろう

benza ni suwaru toki wa yoku mite kara suwarō

When you sit down on the toilet, do it after you check.

便器におしりがはまると痛いし汚いよ

benki ni oshiri ga hamaru to itai shi kitanai yo

If your bottom gets stuck it'll hurt, plus it's dirty.

便座に座るときはよく見てから座ろう

benza ni suwaru toki wa yoku mite kara suwarō

When you sit down on the toilet, do it after you check.

とりあえずお風呂でおしり洗ってこよう

toriaezu ofuro de oshiri waratte koyō

I'm straightaway going to wash my bottom in the bath.