季節外れのUFO ♥ Kisetsuhazure no UFO ♥ A UFO Out of Season

クリスマスなんて　どこでやってるんだ？

kurisumasu nante doko de yatte'ru n da?

Where will I celebrate Christmas?

こちとらサビ残　真夜中の家路

kochitora sabizan mayonaka no ieji

After left-over work, I'm on the way home in the dead of night

寒空の下の公園　ふと見上げてみた

samuzora no shita no kōen futo miagete mita

In the park under a wintry sky I happened to look up

ふわふわ浮かんだそいつは　UFO

fuwafuwa ukanda soitsu wa yūfō

Gently floating above—it was a UFO

ちょっと待て

chotto mate

Hold up!

こんな押し詰まってから来られても困るんだ

konna oshitsumatte kara korarete mo komaru n da

This happening when I'm on such a tight schedule is gonna muck me up

明日もお仕事　忙しいんだ

ashita mo oshigoto isogashii n da

I'll be busy with work again tomorrow

どうしても　会社を休むわけにはいかないの

dōshite mo kaisha o yasumu wake ni wa ikanai no

There's no way I can take a day off work

一体どうすりゃいいのよ？

ittai dō surya ii no yo?

What on earth should I do?

私は思わず　さっと下を向く

watashi wa omowazu satto shita o muku

I automatically looked straight down

目にしたものを　全力で拒絶

me ni shita mono o zenryoku de kyozetsu

I refused to accept what I saw with all my might

最近働きすぎだし　夢でも見たんだ

saikin hatarakisugi da shi yume demo mita n da

I've been overworking lately and I surely must've dreamed it

こわごわ見上げりゃやっぱり　UFO

kowagowa miagerya yappari yūfō

I timidly looked up, and sure enough, it was a UFO

マジですか

maji desu ka

Is it for real?

宇宙人とか出てきたんですけどどうすんの？

uchūjin to ka dete kita n desu kedo dō sunno?

Something like an alien came out, so what should I do?

逃げても逃げても　追ってくるし

nigete mo nigete mo otte kuru shi

Though I run and run away, it follows me

部屋にまで　厚かましくも上がり込んできたよ

heya ni made atsukamashiku mo agarikonde kita yo

He brazenly went as far as coming into my room

私の日常返して

watashi no nichijō kaeshite

Give me back my normal life

メシを食わせたり　肩をもんでみたり

meshi o kuwasetari kata o monde mitari

I gave some food and tried a shoulder massage

眠い目をこすり　接待続けた

nemui me o kosuri settai tsuzuketa

I rubbed my sleepy eyes and kept on entetaining

「ユウコウテキナ　シュゾクデス　シンリャク　ヤメマス」

"yūkōteki na shuzoku desu shinryaku yamemasu"

"YOU'RE A FRIENDLY SPECIES, INVASION CANCELED"

言い残しやっと立ち去る　UFO

iinokoshi yatto tachisaru yūfō

it said before finally leaving in the UFO

さあ寝よう　遅刻なんかしたらまた給料を減らされる

sā neyō chikoku nanka shitara mata kyūryō o herasareru

Alright then, I'll go to bed If I'm late to work, I'll have my pay cut again

散々な時間だったけれど

sanzan na jikan datta keredo

even though I had a terrible time

このことは　一日も早く忘れた方がいい

kono koto wa ichinichi mo hayaku wasureta hō ga ii

The sooner I forget about this affair the better

明日もお仕事　がんばろ

ashita mo oshigoto ganbaro

Tomorrow I'll do my best again at work