最近のゲームはラスボス強すぎ！ ♥ Saikin no Gēmu wa Rasubosu Tsuyosugi! ♥ Last Bosses in Games These Days are Too Strong!

なんで最近のゲームのラスボスって

nande saikin no gēmu no rasubosu tte

Why have last bosses in recent games

あんなに強くなっちゃっているの？

anna ni tsuyoku natchatte iru no?

gotten this strong?

普通にゲームをすすめていくと

futsū no gēmu o susumete iku to

When I progress in a typical game,

まずまともに倒せないよ

mazu matomo ni taosenai yo

I can't defeat them first time fair and square.

よくわかんない謎の攻撃で

yoku wakannai nazo no kōgeki de

With a mystery attack I don't understand

HPヒットポイント満タンから0になるよ

hittopointo mantan kara zero ni naru yo

my HPhit points goes from full to zero!

ラスボスがちょー強すぎて

rasubosu ga chōtsuyosugite

Last bosses are too super-strong

全然倒せる気配がないよ

zenzen taoseru kehai ga nai yo

and there's no sign at all of being able to defeat them.

ラスボスがちょー強すぎるから

rasubosu ga chōtsuyosugiru kara

Last bosses are too super-strong,

とりあえずレベル上げしてみようかな

toriaezu reberuage shite miyō ka na

so for now maybe I should try levelling up.

ネットでいろいろ調べてみたけれど

netto de iroiro shirabete mita keredo

I looked up a few things on the net,

レベルが全然足りなかったよ

reberu ga zenzen tarinakatta yo

but my level isn't near enough!

装備もそろえたいけど

sōbi mo soroetai kedo

I want to put together some equipment

お金が全然足りないよ

okane ga zenzen tarinai yo

but I just don't have enough money!

単純作業になっちゃってる

tanjun sagyō ni natchatte'ru

It's become a menial task.

レベル上げするのがつらいよどうしよ

reberuage suru no ga tsurai yo dō shiyo

Levelling up is tough, what'll I do?

ラスボスがちょー強すぎて

rasubosu ga chōtsuyosugite

Last bosses are too super-strong

全然倒せる気配がないよ

zenzen taoseru kehai ga nai yo

and there's no sign at all of being able to defeat them.

ラスボスがちょー強すぎるから

rasubosu ga chōtsuyosugiru kara

Last bosses are too super-strong,

あきらめて別のゲームやろうかな

akiramete betsu no gēmu yarō ka na

so maybe I should give up and try a different game.

ラスボスがちょー強すぎて

rasubosu ga chōtsuyosugite

Last bosses are too super-strong

全然倒せる気配がないよ

zenzen taoseru kehai ga nai yo

and there's no sign at all of being able to defeat them.

ラスボスがちょー強すぎるから

rasubosu ga chōtsuyosugiru kara

Last bosses are too super-strong,

あきらめて別のゲームやろうかな

akiramete betsu no gēmu yarō ka na

so maybe I should give up and try a different game.